Start off by taking a few fun pics in your brand spankin new suit, that you've only worn once.
(Please ignore the wind blown hair....)
Let the ruining begin.....
Do some water sports, that you would normally never do, because you don't like to get your hair wet, and you have to hold your nose when you go under water. Lame, yes, but I guess everyone has to be daring sometimes....
Fail....miserably.....and swallow a bunch of yucky lakewater while you're doing it. This is probably the time when you should start thinking "hey, i'm in a brand new swimsuit that I bought specifically for vacation, and it's WHITE!" Moving on....
Canonballs.....hmmm....why the hell not.
Here comes the real damage.....slip and slide.....
Not once, not twice, not even three times....try like 100 all different directions. Stomach preferably, you're like speed racer.
Yep. You're new suit is officially ruined. But then it gets better. You decide to take a little bleach to it (because you've done it with other white ones) and surprise....you wake up and all the little orange, adorable dots are now a precious lavender color. How sweet. So you try to oxi clean it, and some make their way back to their original orange, but most stay purple. ewww.....
So folks, don't do these activities if you buy a "lounge" suit. Just sit on the boat and chill out and enjoy the sun. Don't make it your first wakeboarding experience and certainly don't hit the slip and slide. You will have a ruined suit, a sore body, and you will be scratched up beyond belief. Not fun. That is your lesson for today.
